Thursday, November 24, 2011

"Life on a Slide"

More excerpts from my book...


"Life on a Slide"



(I hate the word excerpt.... Not sure why.... Sounds like something you do prior to vomiting.)

(I don't like the 'v' word much either)


Take a break BEFORE you break.
The road back to health is long and painful! <> Kesti


The only real magic.... words set to music that makes eyes sparkle.


A great sense of humor will help you sail over lots of bumps in the road.


Never kill the goose that lays the Golden Eggs!


Druggies and Drinkers become UGLY and MEAN......Advice?
Right NOW---
Get away from their scene!


Solutions NEVER.come in bottles!


STOP feeling sorry for yourself!
In this economy, we are ALL being pushed to the Max!


A "princess complex"bestowed upon a child will insure that she will be miserable and make her family miserable for the rest of their lives.


If those who have nurtured you have suddenly "burned out"....Perhaps it is time for you to carry the torch...if for no other reason except to honor them for their devotion


What sad bitterness in your soul would drive you to strip away the love of God from others?


Create a child and you will appreciate the God within you.
Try to take away his free will and you will recognize the Higher Power Who gave him his free will!


You don't believe?
Then do you at least recognize the God within you?
What kind of world shall you create?



Nothing can compare to peace and quiet


Be patient and considerate to the little ones. Remember that whatever they are doing is important to them.



The ONLY thing you should do with credit cards is CUT THEM UP and PAY THEM OFF!


A lost Soul can never criticize religion enough.


Rejoice in every moment that you can walk without bodily pain.



When you can no longer carry the heavy load...pass it to someone younger. (make sure they have a big truck and don't cry easily)


Never think that you are the exception.


You may be very old if you know what a "sleepy bug" is.


Thanks be to God, for all the wondrous gifts He daily puts before us.


Pay more attention to cause and effect.


You can learn most of life's lessons just by observation.


If the shoe fits...it is one size too big.


You can't hide the obvious.


Beauty takes you where you want to go.



Dont be the stone in someone's shoe.


No matter their age... Hold them...love them....rock them in your heart and make their Demons go away. Kes~2011



Every lie will have 3-15 variations....The Truth remains the same.



Negative attitudes are anchors holding you away from happiness.




Every rose garden is filled with pricks....


You know a lot more than you think you do!


I just want to sit here and "feel"
The life around me.......


Poke him with a smile!



The truth opens up too many old wounds....



It isn't that people want to deny the existence of God...they just don't want to be denied their favorite sins while still on earth.
Kes~2011


It's not about anything except what you might be thinking it may be about.....


It is always about someone!



You are better off than?
(think about it)


Once you figure it all out.....it is easy!


Happiness is being too busy to think!


Love is music...music is love...just sayin...we know and it's flow all above and inside and outside... Be prayin...white dove~~Kes 2011


Forty is an "itchy" age.... scratch it at your own risk.


Don't drown in "cry baby" tears.


You are young and strong and creative....take the reins and lead.


Pain and loneliness are the great equalizers.


Lying to yourself can never be forgiven....for soon it will become your sad truth.


When you get old and ill and disillusioned...the younger generations will still expect you to be there for them. God does not expect you to "die for the cause" Rest...Relax...Rejoice....You have done enough!


Punishing small children with the "silent treatment" is a very cruel punishment and will warp their thinking. Do NOT do it!


Everyone deserves a chance to walk away


Purity is an inherent quality of the soul.


Words are weapons of mass destruction!



Early on begin to practice all that you will be expected to be for all whom will expect from you and to expect few rewards.


There is always a better and easier way to do housework.


Make a list each day of things that will make your life easier and more pleasant.


Every heartbeat is a miracle!


Never stand up in a small fishing boat!


September makes me cry...
Was Summer just a lie?
Seems like it just got here
And now it says Goodbye?


The Sunday "funnies" (comic strip) was the highpoint of my childhood.


Every cell in his body begged him to jump up and run away from her unending rant of his past sins...


Why can't he just love them? My God.... They ARE his blood!


She bandaged his tiny finger as he looked at her through tears filled with love and gratitude...

Children throw bouquets each day and make it all worthwhile...


Never study 'body language' for too soon you will suspect that everyone lies....


The house was alive with emotions bouncing off the walls.... Free at last from their hiding place inside of her soul... prisoners of protocol....


She looked into his eyes and lied about everything. It came so easy to her.... She stroked his cheek with her finger and he believed her once again.....




I love most words..... Magical sounds...immortalizing memories.....




Kesti16©2011




Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Cure for Chronic Constipation? YES...COOKIES!



Cure for Chronic Constipation?

YES...COOKIES!



I have been chronically constipated for many years.

I created this recipe for health and for five months

have had normal bowel function. It is a miracle.

You only need to eat one or two a day and they taste

great too.


Heat oven to 350ยบ


Slowly melt two sticks of butter in heavy pan

Once pan heats turn off heat and let the butter melt.



In four quart bowl beat 2 eggs

add: 1 Tablespoon vanilla (the imitation stuff)


Then add

1 teaspoon soda

1 teaspoon baking powder


Mix with whisk until blended

(it gets frothy don't worry)


In Pan

Add 1 cup dark brown sugar and 1 cup white sugar to butter

in pan. Stir until mixed well and

add to the egg/van/soda/baking pow mixture.

Mix well.


Put 3 1/2 cups oatmeal in blender and buzz until it is flour

Add this to the four quart bowl mixture.

Mix well and add 1 cup white flour (I use Gold Medal)


Now add 1 ten ounce bag of Ghirardelli

(60% Cacao bittersweet chocolate) chocolate chips

1 cup pecans (halves)


Stir and drop onto cookie sheets


Bake 16 Minutes or until browned.

These will be crisp when cool.



Kesti :)


(I think it is the oatmeal flour that creates the magic
so you might want to use it in many of your recipes)


(I have used the Ghirardeli chocolate bars too but
it takes too long to cut them into small pieces)
UPDATE!!!! UPDATE!!!!
These cookies increase urine flow in those who are not constipated.
(maybe because they affect prostate)
My husband is delirious as he now can sleep all night!