Friday, March 30, 2012

Life on a Slide New Today!


Life on a Slide New Today!


TO FEEL YOUR BEST, HAVE SOMEONE MASSAGE
YOUR FEET AND LEGS IN AN UPWARD MOTION ONLY FOR TEN MINUTES PER DAY!
If not, teach your own feet to do it.
I am serious.
Try it!


Taking six drops of Emu oil per day. Feeling much better.




  • Love is copying 36 year old VHS videos
  • onto DVD's to preserve them
  • for future generations.


  • Love is spending most of your modest allowance
  • on gifts for Over 25 people I n order to make
  • their lives easier and happier for 37 years.

Sadness is quietly crying yourself to sleep at night

because your Grandchildren

Feel that your emails are a huge burden



Frustration is sending money
To be used for buying gifts for
Your Great Grandchildren and
Their parents use it for themselves.



Disbelief is when no one seems to care

that you are too old to entertain them

like you have done for years.



Kindness is when you try to forgive others

for never taking your advice yet helping them

with their resulting situations.
(change that first word to
Stupidity)



Wisdom is when you learn how to deal

with STRESSTERS before
They kill you!



BETRAYAL is when you rear your children

to think they "Deserve" things

without working for them!


Love is blind so buy some really powerful lenses.



  • Facebook let's you speak your mind before you lose it!



  • Never underestimate the power of "your" truth!


NO ONE ever says this:
"I was having so much fun
That it seemed like an eternity!



Venting is like having a
Whistling tea kettle.
It makes a lot of noise so it won't boil over.
If you ignore it, it will eventually dry up.


Hating your Mother guarantees
An avalanche of unhappiness

That will ruin your life!


  • Accomplished a lot today...felt better than I have felt
  • in a long time. It must be the Emu oil.


I love the commercial where the family hugs the Mom for the delicious dinner.
Have you ever hugged your Mom for some great food?





Feeling better each day.....taking more Emu oil
WHO KNEW?



  • Snow is beautiful on the trees and everything.
  • Have to take pictures.



  • Instant anger is an eruption that burns the innocent.




Things are changing and I am young again. What Fun!



The Fountain of youth lies at the cessation of stress!



Soak bruised fingers in Aloe Vera juice

for 20 minutes a day until healed.
Also heals blackened finger nails
That have been severely pinched.



You just can't beat homemade soup
For satisfaction!


Making fun of our youth and our elderly is a sad and grevious

state of a very sick mind.



  • Spring will be here soon!
    I am smiling just thinking about it!


  • Greed is a fungal disease that grows rampant
  • on those who deem they are "entitled"


  • Two Macadamia nuts a day
    Seem to help me sleep through the night.



People don't do kind things for
You because you deserve it.
They do it because of the love
And generosity they carry in
THEIR hearts.


You only need ONE person
Who cares for you to unburden
Your troubles to.





A Mothers Reward:

The cute things that Toddlers
Do and say!



The New Law Of Gravityj

Hate your Mother
Ruin your Life!

KestiQuote-2012


When you are counting your blessings,

don't forget to count
Every breath you take


If you ever hear a very high pitched noise in your house
That almost bursts your ear
Drums....turn on each of your faucets for a few seconds

as that is where it is most likely
Coming from.



Looking Back!

No matter what I did
It was wrong.
KestiQuote-2012





I see beyond the future
I see beyond the past
Unscrambled all the pieces
AND
I am home at last!

KestiQuote- 2012




Start each day
With
Hope and gratitude
Not
Mope and attitude!

KestiQuote-2012





Spoil a child and suffer
The ENDLESS
Consequences!


I was almost happy one day...




A cry in the dark
No one answers
She shivers and wonders...

Kesti-2012


Wise old women
Can see
Through every
Facade !




Some men hate all women!
Check out his relationship
Record.
If he is out of your life
REJOICE!




We need new options:

Rent a Mom
Rent a Gramma
Rent a cuddly puppy.
Rent a happy teenager
Rent a goldfish




Quotes are nothing but what you are feeling
At any given moment!

So Write!



Failure is not trying




Some people aren't even flexible,
Yet they are always putting
Their foot in their mouth.




We must climb the mountains
of our own making.
KestiQuote-2012



Failure is a part of learning.
KestiQuote-2012



Everything you do... Is for you!

KestiQuote-2012




Love is like a breeze
You can't see it
But you can feel it...




The only way to live is to accept each minute as an unrepeatable miracle.






You are a prisoner of your own thinking--- find the escape hatch!



‎'A Message from God'

Receive this day in all its Glory
It was meant for you.
I have painted all the flowers
Red and orchid...blue.
I've laid the vibrant
Carpet green
Over hills and vales
You must have seen its lushness
Just for you.
I've poured the flask
Of sparkling waters
From streams to drops of dew
I've rolled the sun
Into the sky
To catch your eye
And added violins of breeze
To play in trees...
But you ..you are my masterpiece
With haloed hair
And eyes of trust
And goodness rare
Who loves Me without doubt
YOU are what it's all about
Receive this day
In all its Glory
It was meant for you.

by Kesti16©1999




There is no sparkle or
Light in my eyes
Turned off by so,
So many lies
In darkness I sleep
No memories keep
Except for the Bluebird
That flys...


Kesti16-2012



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Kes