'The Slippery Six'
Six little mouths
To nurse
Day and night
That later would criticize
Sass you with spite.
Six little bottoms
to diaper
And train
And paddle in order
to reach every brain.
Twelve feet to shoe
Twelve hands to mitten
And I know we had
At least one kitten.
Not to mention
Parties...dogs and friends
Enough to give
A Mom
The bends...
Then six bratty teenagers
I won't go into it
Your reward soon after?
You got to babysit!
Then six mature adults
Were we
Of which there's
Still some doubt.
For still we fight
Complain and carp
And sometimes even pout!
Take heart! You've reached
That age at last
Be content..relaxed..even lazy
Since you only have 28
Grandchildren here
To slowly drive
You Crazy!
P.S. (Happy) Mothers Day Mom
As one tired Mom..fast approaching forty
With only "threeofem" all I can ask is:
"HOW DID YOU DO IT?"
With Love,
Brat #5
(Definition of Slippery)
Tending to cause slipping or sliding
Likely to slip away or escape...Not to be
depended upon...fickle..shifty..tricky
or deceitful......Unstable and insecure.
Kesti©
1974