Butt Wiper for Obese

Butt Wiper for Obese

This is no joke. It is meant to help those who have

problems wiping because of obese problems, sore

arms, any debility that makes you dependent on

others for such a personal assist.

Buy a mini plastic hockey stick.

18 inches long

(novelty item)

See Above

(Type in Mini plastic Hockey stick

at Google)

Buy several dozen white all cotton sport socks

See Above

Directions:

Place dry or wet sock over bent end of Hockey stick.

Use handle to place the sock where it will be

used to wipe. (holding on top of sock

to keep it secure)

Have a basket near toilet

to place used socks into.

Use as many as needed because they will be

washed just like cloth diapers and come out

super clean.

Write to me if you have any better suggestions.

Thanks!

See my Alternative Health website for many

helpful ideas for health problems.

Health ideas

Kes~2011

Teen Rap

Teen Rap

I am fourteen years old

But I feel much older

I get in trouble when

I try to act bolder

I'm lookin to the left

I''m lookin to the right

No matter what I do

Everybody is uptight

Everything I have

They've taken away

Nothing is left

Hey, what can I say?

I'm growing so fast

I'm hungry all the time

No one will believe me

So I'm rappin this rhyme

My brain gets dizzy

They say I'm really smart

But my grades are plunging

Ain't doin my part

'Cuz I must be lazy?

Don't you see?

Gettin into trouble

Is exciting for me?

I'm fourteen and scared

I love to make trouble?

That's not true

So I burst that bubble

Life is comin at me

Like a bullet from hell

And all you do is

Complain and yell

I want to do better

I want to succeed

Give me a chance

Don't cut me

Till I bleed.

For just one day

I wish you all were me

Your eyes would tear up

But then you would see.

Kesti©2011

'HOW?'

'HOW?'

How does it feel

To have something

You love

Taken away

And you have no say?

Does it make you feel

Small

Thinking "what's the use?

And "to hell with it all?

You can't get it back

Are you now

"off track"

Thinking...

What shall I do?

What if...once... that you deal

With your loss and your tears

Something else

That you love

The same way...

Disappears?

Kesti©2011

Do not punish your children

by taking away their gifts.

We all identify ourselves by

Our possessions.

They are our friends, our comfort

Love is not cruel

What if your "toys" were taken away?

What then?

Picture it!

'I wish I were a dog'

'I wish I were a dog'

I wish I were a dog

So you would

love me

I'd wag my tail

When you scratched my ears

I'd never end up crying tears

You'd smile when you saw

That I came in

And never ask me

Where I'd been

You'd watch me eat

Your eyes would gleam

When ev'r I'd lick

My plate all clean

You'd seldom scold me

So I'd know

All was well

And off I'd go.

I'd run and play

Without a care

Never afraid

You'd shave my hair

I wish I were a dog

So you would

Love me.

Kesti ©2011

'STOP IT"

'STOP IT"

Stop it. Stop it Stop it

Just STOP IT!

We are the adults here!

He is just Fourteen!

On the threshold of life.

Wondering about everything....

Wanting to be liked by his peers.

Thinking about what he must do in the world.

Hormones flying in every direction

Demanding decisions.

School grades scrambling...

Hard to think straight..

Deep voice...Trembling..

Can't act like a little scared kid...

Expectations mounting

As others adjust to

Such a different ME!

Made a mistake

The roof fell in

What Should I do...

What should I do?

Should I run away?

Should I kill myself?

Did they stop loving me now?

My Great Gramma loves me....

I do know that much...

Kesti.© 2011

Seventy Seven!

Seventy Seven!

Yep...I am 77 today. June 1st, 2011

I hope those are lucky 7's...haha

It seems like I was 17 yesterday.

Crazy time thing

7 days makes one weak...haha

A very old joke.

God has blessed me well.

I appreciate all the gifts He has given to me.

If I live another 7 minutes, 7 hours 7 days, or 7 years.

I will never let go of His hand.

He is my Saviour, My Strength, and my All.

In Thanks, I give praise to Him today.

Kesti

Wednesday 1:11 PM

June 1, 2011

When Day Touches Night

When Day Touches Night

When day touches night

I will see you again

For our worlds

Side by side, do exist

When hearts beat fast

You know it is true

Our lips just yearn

To be kissed.

For this is what heaven

Was meant to be

When day touches night

Our sweet reverie.

Kesti©2011