Thursday, February 23, 2012

Newest Life on a Slide Quotes



Newest "Life on a Slide" Quotes


Picture a world where we all
Had the disposition of a
Happy Puppy!
KestiQuote-2012




I only had constant pain for six hours today...

I must be getting better!



I was young
I was old
I was shy
I was bold
I was hot
I was cold
I tried
And I cried
No one took
My side
I never lied
But I
Still died




Anything lost is always sad...



The forgiver and the forgiven will gain good health.



Greed has an ugly face and a long sentence....



You can never fill a bottomless basket!


Effort is a ton...appreciation is a mana...



Pyromaniacs are sadistic moths...


Never assume Anything!
Ask!


I never learn from those who agree with me.
(but don't disagree with me)




I have earned every
single one of these
beautiful wrinkles!


The love you hold in your heart is your truth...

that is what matters.


A preview of heaven

happens every time you hear

about or see all the cute things

your Grandkids do or say!




How fast a change can come about
When knowing has just turned to doubt
You may just want to scream
And shout
But never, ever take that awful route
The chosen ones who oversee
What's happening to you or me,
Have a plan to make it right
and it can happen overnight!




Attention!

Begin signing your emails

with your NAME

to remind yourself and others

that you are an actual person,

not a "duty bound" title holder!




BEWARE of the QUICKSAND

Called "social obligations" for they
will suck you in and never let
you go!



If your family and friends
do not have enough respect for you
to capitalize your name or "title".....
start spelling their names
with the small case
and see if they notice.....



  • I think I am having a "midlife crisis"!
    That means I will probably live to be 156!





Never sign your emails

beginning with a small case letter.

It makes you look insecure,

de-valued

or too lazy to hit the shift key!



When you try to be everything to everybody...

YOU will disappear.





If you constantly help those
who refuse to "manage their money"
You are prolonging their agony
And causing agony of your own!




Generosity eventually
begs for recipient
corruption.





Atheists like to recruit others
as it gets lonely in the
darkness.



Once you have
been sucked
into the evil
Swirling vortex
And hear the terrified
Screams of those
Gone before...
It is too late!





Soon the Spring sunshine
Will warm our thoughts.




Was there life before iPads?



When the right music goes in
Your ears, it moves your feet.




Love smiles
Hurt cries
Pain angers
Resentment stirs
Hate grows
Revenge lurks
Guilt suffocates
Forgiveness heals





A very old expression:
"Don't just sit there
like a "lump on a log!"



Looking back
Over many years
Hopes and dreams
Escape my memory...
Life,a lesson
Hard to learn
You stand and wonder
purpose vs results
And wipe away the tears...
Kes-2012



Divorce Rips the heart out of everyone concerned.....



Lying about your past
to get undeserved sympathy
or to excuse your present behavior
reveals immaturity




Lies are tiny little bombs that
blow up every good thing you
worked so hard to create.



Loving you

is like trying to love a cat,

hanging by its tail

from a clothesline!




You become very, very angry
When the "Grim Reaper"
begins following you around!





When you do the most....expect the least.





Jealously creates greed...
Greed creates stupidity...
Stupidity creates jealousy...




BEWARE! Revenge rides on a boomerang!



Inching towards health is a very slow progress.
Avoid stress and stay well


The best place to find
A helping hand
Is at the end of your own arm!

(An Old Swedish Proverb)





I ran away and found myself.
I was sitting by a bubbling brook...
A breeze blowing my hair
A smile on my face....
It is just wonderful here.
Thank You God!



I created "The Dust Fairy"
to make a sad little girl happy.
The dust Fairy
gave the little girl gifts and money
In later years she berated me
For making her believe in
something that was not true.
:(


Faith and faithfulness. Our greatest treasures!



If you get an idea to do
Something nice...
examine all the possible things
that might happen before you take the next step!



Don't allow anyone to blow out your candle!
(carry a flashlight)



Acknowledge the gifts

that God

has so abuntly given to you

and use them wisely.





Whenever you hear sirens,

pray for those needing assistance,

the drivers, the Paramedics

the Police, the Firemen,

all those possibly

responding to the calls for help.



Once your morals decline.....
They seldom rise up.


The brain shrinks when you choose

sugar over fruits and veggies.



Loneliness and Liars create
Litigants


I wandered away
I looked back
Shook my head
And continued
My journey...

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It's real easy
When somebody else
Always does it!






Shirk your duties
And the Giant Shirk
Will come for you!
KestiQuote




Grandmothers Beware!
It is possible
that your own children
are jealous of your love
for their children!


Each smile and prayer
will circle 'round the world
and raise everyone up a notch.
KestiQuote 2012



Wrapped in a blessing
From the one who always cares
We start each day
Just thankful
For her endless prayers...
KestiQuote 2012



Live in a world of joy.
It is there within your grasp
Steer your thoughts
To the good memories
For they cannot be erased.
KestiQuote-2012



Words can kill a loving heart.
You knew that from the very start.
Once in anger they are said...
You just can't put them
Back to bed.
They hide in the darkness
Inside of your head
KestiQuote-2012



How many tears have you
caused to fall?
Was that really fair
when you look at it all?
KestiQuote-2012




If you are open to suggestions
I would like to talk to you
For a few days
KestiJoke-2012


You May Copy these for your private use.

Love from Kesti


Sunday, January 8, 2012

Quotes from my book...Life on a Slide!


Quotes from my Book


All of us are Trillionaires!
(look around you)


!)If you can't love me...could you at least love my children?


The wasted years
Oh my...what could have been?
How much love
Replaced by lonely hours?
How many words unspoken?
That could have mended hearts
And planted joy to strengthen
All who wandered empty
Paths and wondered ...



Love Thyself!
You have been made in God's image

I pray for a blessed, healthy, prosperous 2012 for everyone!


The sun shines no matter what! Can you do that?


Atheists are children who are blind because they are afraid to turn towards the light.

  • We are far from being civilized!
    When no one even considers making war.....
  • Then we may say, "We are civilized!



Party games or parlor games as they once were called are usually cruel.

never humiliate someone.


Give your grown children and your grown Grandchildren lots of advice.
They hate that!
Then as they study ways to prove you wrong they will find their truth.



If your grown children hate you,perhaps that means you were a "Great Mom!". :)
(think about it)



It is all about energy....and I have none.



The power of each spirit, when used for good, creates the bond called love



How many of our beautiful youth are dragged into Hell
By their "Heros" who choose to be Athiests?



Remove thyself
From those who hate
For they acquired that burden
It's called "Their Fate"




‎......and there was a time when peace fluttered across the planet for an entire fifteen seconds.



Look for a hidden blessing in whatever happens.




A pillar of salt is filled with excuses.




Wishing for material things when you have so much is ludicrous .


Get to know the spirit that lives within the body.


Teens don't think before they act.....Dont worry tho...Jail will give them tons of time to think.




Revenge is an illness of the soul.



Depression is a mindset.
Everything that exists is a miracle and has its own destiny.




If something aggravates you, FIX IT!


There are hundreds of options to save money, expedite house chores, all errands and easier and cheaper ways to do almost everything! Think!



Someone who is insecure will always try to "drag you down"....just to make themselves feel better.




When a man hates his own Mother...the tragic fallout is endless.



Old people know...



Do not struggle to have what must be given.



A day is born...but you must make it stay alive



When you say bad things about others you are stepping another step downwards towards hell.



Music makes you feel things whether you want to or not.



Wind chimes often play a song you recognize






Quotes from My book

Thursday, November 24, 2011

"Life on a Slide"

More excerpts from my book...


"Life on a Slide"



(I hate the word excerpt.... Not sure why.... Sounds like something you do prior to vomiting.)

(I don't like the 'v' word much either)


Take a break BEFORE you break.
The road back to health is long and painful! <> Kesti


The only real magic.... words set to music that makes eyes sparkle.


A great sense of humor will help you sail over lots of bumps in the road.


Never kill the goose that lays the Golden Eggs!


Druggies and Drinkers become UGLY and MEAN......Advice?
Right NOW---
Get away from their scene!


Solutions NEVER.come in bottles!


STOP feeling sorry for yourself!
In this economy, we are ALL being pushed to the Max!


A "princess complex"bestowed upon a child will insure that she will be miserable and make her family miserable for the rest of their lives.


If those who have nurtured you have suddenly "burned out"....Perhaps it is time for you to carry the torch...if for no other reason except to honor them for their devotion


What sad bitterness in your soul would drive you to strip away the love of God from others?


Create a child and you will appreciate the God within you.
Try to take away his free will and you will recognize the Higher Power Who gave him his free will!


You don't believe?
Then do you at least recognize the God within you?
What kind of world shall you create?



Nothing can compare to peace and quiet


Be patient and considerate to the little ones. Remember that whatever they are doing is important to them.



The ONLY thing you should do with credit cards is CUT THEM UP and PAY THEM OFF!


A lost Soul can never criticize religion enough.


Rejoice in every moment that you can walk without bodily pain.



When you can no longer carry the heavy load...pass it to someone younger. (make sure they have a big truck and don't cry easily)


Never think that you are the exception.


You may be very old if you know what a "sleepy bug" is.


Thanks be to God, for all the wondrous gifts He daily puts before us.


Pay more attention to cause and effect.


You can learn most of life's lessons just by observation.


If the shoe fits...it is one size too big.


You can't hide the obvious.


Beauty takes you where you want to go.



Dont be the stone in someone's shoe.


No matter their age... Hold them...love them....rock them in your heart and make their Demons go away. Kes~2011



Every lie will have 3-15 variations....The Truth remains the same.



Negative attitudes are anchors holding you away from happiness.




Every rose garden is filled with pricks....


You know a lot more than you think you do!


I just want to sit here and "feel"
The life around me.......


Poke him with a smile!



The truth opens up too many old wounds....



It isn't that people want to deny the existence of God...they just don't want to be denied their favorite sins while still on earth.
Kes~2011


It's not about anything except what you might be thinking it may be about.....


It is always about someone!



You are better off than?
(think about it)


Once you figure it all out.....it is easy!


Happiness is being too busy to think!


Love is music...music is love...just sayin...we know and it's flow all above and inside and outside... Be prayin...white dove~~Kes 2011


Forty is an "itchy" age.... scratch it at your own risk.


Don't drown in "cry baby" tears.


You are young and strong and creative....take the reins and lead.


Pain and loneliness are the great equalizers.


Lying to yourself can never be forgiven....for soon it will become your sad truth.


When you get old and ill and disillusioned...the younger generations will still expect you to be there for them. God does not expect you to "die for the cause" Rest...Relax...Rejoice....You have done enough!


Punishing small children with the "silent treatment" is a very cruel punishment and will warp their thinking. Do NOT do it!


Everyone deserves a chance to walk away


Purity is an inherent quality of the soul.


Words are weapons of mass destruction!



Early on begin to practice all that you will be expected to be for all whom will expect from you and to expect few rewards.


There is always a better and easier way to do housework.


Make a list each day of things that will make your life easier and more pleasant.


Every heartbeat is a miracle!


Never stand up in a small fishing boat!


September makes me cry...
Was Summer just a lie?
Seems like it just got here
And now it says Goodbye?


The Sunday "funnies" (comic strip) was the highpoint of my childhood.


Every cell in his body begged him to jump up and run away from her unending rant of his past sins...


Why can't he just love them? My God.... They ARE his blood!


She bandaged his tiny finger as he looked at her through tears filled with love and gratitude...

Children throw bouquets each day and make it all worthwhile...


Never study 'body language' for too soon you will suspect that everyone lies....


The house was alive with emotions bouncing off the walls.... Free at last from their hiding place inside of her soul... prisoners of protocol....


She looked into his eyes and lied about everything. It came so easy to her.... She stroked his cheek with her finger and he believed her once again.....




I love most words..... Magical sounds...immortalizing memories.....




Kesti16©2011




Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Cure for Chronic Constipation? YES...COOKIES!



Cure for Chronic Constipation?

YES...COOKIES!



I have been chronically constipated for many years.

I created this recipe for health and for five months

have had normal bowel function. It is a miracle.

You only need to eat one or two a day and they taste

great too.


Heat oven to 350ยบ


Slowly melt two sticks of butter in heavy pan

Once pan heats turn off heat and let the butter melt.



In four quart bowl beat 2 eggs

add: 1 Tablespoon vanilla (the imitation stuff)


Then add

1 teaspoon soda

1 teaspoon baking powder


Mix with whisk until blended

(it gets frothy don't worry)


In Pan

Add 1 cup dark brown sugar and 1 cup white sugar to butter

in pan. Stir until mixed well and

add to the egg/van/soda/baking pow mixture.

Mix well.


Put 3 1/2 cups oatmeal in blender and buzz until it is flour

Add this to the four quart bowl mixture.

Mix well and add 1 cup white flour (I use Gold Medal)


Now add 1 ten ounce bag of Ghirardelli

(60% Cacao bittersweet chocolate) chocolate chips

1 cup pecans (halves)


Stir and drop onto cookie sheets


Bake 16 Minutes or until browned.

These will be crisp when cool.



Kesti :)


(I think it is the oatmeal flour that creates the magic
so you might want to use it in many of your recipes)


(I have used the Ghirardeli chocolate bars too but
it takes too long to cut them into small pieces)
UPDATE!!!! UPDATE!!!!
These cookies increase urine flow in those who are not constipated.
(maybe because they affect prostate)
My husband is delirious as he now can sleep all night!