Friday, March 30, 2012

Life on a Slide New Today!


Life on a Slide New Today!


TO FEEL YOUR BEST, HAVE SOMEONE MASSAGE
YOUR FEET AND LEGS IN AN UPWARD MOTION ONLY FOR TEN MINUTES PER DAY!
If not, teach your own feet to do it.
I am serious.
Try it!


Taking six drops of Emu oil per day. Feeling much better.




  • Love is copying 36 year old VHS videos
  • onto DVD's to preserve them
  • for future generations.


  • Love is spending most of your modest allowance
  • on gifts for Over 25 people I n order to make
  • their lives easier and happier for 37 years.

Sadness is quietly crying yourself to sleep at night

because your Grandchildren

Feel that your emails are a huge burden



Frustration is sending money
To be used for buying gifts for
Your Great Grandchildren and
Their parents use it for themselves.



Disbelief is when no one seems to care

that you are too old to entertain them

like you have done for years.



Kindness is when you try to forgive others

for never taking your advice yet helping them

with their resulting situations.
(change that first word to
Stupidity)



Wisdom is when you learn how to deal

with STRESSTERS before
They kill you!



BETRAYAL is when you rear your children

to think they "Deserve" things

without working for them!


Love is blind so buy some really powerful lenses.



  • Facebook let's you speak your mind before you lose it!



  • Never underestimate the power of "your" truth!


NO ONE ever says this:
"I was having so much fun
That it seemed like an eternity!



Venting is like having a
Whistling tea kettle.
It makes a lot of noise so it won't boil over.
If you ignore it, it will eventually dry up.


Hating your Mother guarantees
An avalanche of unhappiness

That will ruin your life!


  • Accomplished a lot today...felt better than I have felt
  • in a long time. It must be the Emu oil.


I love the commercial where the family hugs the Mom for the delicious dinner.
Have you ever hugged your Mom for some great food?





Feeling better each day.....taking more Emu oil
WHO KNEW?



  • Snow is beautiful on the trees and everything.
  • Have to take pictures.



  • Instant anger is an eruption that burns the innocent.




Things are changing and I am young again. What Fun!



The Fountain of youth lies at the cessation of stress!



Soak bruised fingers in Aloe Vera juice

for 20 minutes a day until healed.
Also heals blackened finger nails
That have been severely pinched.



You just can't beat homemade soup
For satisfaction!


Making fun of our youth and our elderly is a sad and grevious

state of a very sick mind.



  • Spring will be here soon!
    I am smiling just thinking about it!


  • Greed is a fungal disease that grows rampant
  • on those who deem they are "entitled"


  • Two Macadamia nuts a day
    Seem to help me sleep through the night.



People don't do kind things for
You because you deserve it.
They do it because of the love
And generosity they carry in
THEIR hearts.


You only need ONE person
Who cares for you to unburden
Your troubles to.





A Mothers Reward:

The cute things that Toddlers
Do and say!



The New Law Of Gravityj

Hate your Mother
Ruin your Life!

KestiQuote-2012


When you are counting your blessings,

don't forget to count
Every breath you take


If you ever hear a very high pitched noise in your house
That almost bursts your ear
Drums....turn on each of your faucets for a few seconds

as that is where it is most likely
Coming from.



Looking Back!

No matter what I did
It was wrong.
KestiQuote-2012





I see beyond the future
I see beyond the past
Unscrambled all the pieces
AND
I am home at last!

KestiQuote- 2012




Start each day
With
Hope and gratitude
Not
Mope and attitude!

KestiQuote-2012





Spoil a child and suffer
The ENDLESS
Consequences!


I was almost happy one day...




A cry in the dark
No one answers
She shivers and wonders...

Kesti-2012


Wise old women
Can see
Through every
Facade !




Some men hate all women!
Check out his relationship
Record.
If he is out of your life
REJOICE!




We need new options:

Rent a Mom
Rent a Gramma
Rent a cuddly puppy.
Rent a happy teenager
Rent a goldfish




Quotes are nothing but what you are feeling
At any given moment!

So Write!



Failure is not trying




Some people aren't even flexible,
Yet they are always putting
Their foot in their mouth.




We must climb the mountains
of our own making.
KestiQuote-2012



Failure is a part of learning.
KestiQuote-2012



Everything you do... Is for you!

KestiQuote-2012




Love is like a breeze
You can't see it
But you can feel it...




The only way to live is to accept each minute as an unrepeatable miracle.






You are a prisoner of your own thinking--- find the escape hatch!



‎'A Message from God'

Receive this day in all its Glory
It was meant for you.
I have painted all the flowers
Red and orchid...blue.
I've laid the vibrant
Carpet green
Over hills and vales
You must have seen its lushness
Just for you.
I've poured the flask
Of sparkling waters
From streams to drops of dew
I've rolled the sun
Into the sky
To catch your eye
And added violins of breeze
To play in trees...
But you ..you are my masterpiece
With haloed hair
And eyes of trust
And goodness rare
Who loves Me without doubt
YOU are what it's all about
Receive this day
In all its Glory
It was meant for you.

by Kesti16©1999




There is no sparkle or
Light in my eyes
Turned off by so,
So many lies
In darkness I sleep
No memories keep
Except for the Bluebird
That flys...


Kesti16-2012



All of the above are my writings..You may use them for

Personal needs. Thanks for visiting!

Kes

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Newest Life on a Slide Quotes



Newest "Life on a Slide" Quotes


Picture a world where we all
Had the disposition of a
Happy Puppy!
KestiQuote-2012




I only had constant pain for six hours today...

I must be getting better!



I was young
I was old
I was shy
I was bold
I was hot
I was cold
I tried
And I cried
No one took
My side
I never lied
But I
Still died




Anything lost is always sad...



The forgiver and the forgiven will gain good health.



Greed has an ugly face and a long sentence....



You can never fill a bottomless basket!


Effort is a ton...appreciation is a mana...



Pyromaniacs are sadistic moths...


Never assume Anything!
Ask!


I never learn from those who agree with me.
(but don't disagree with me)




I have earned every
single one of these
beautiful wrinkles!


The love you hold in your heart is your truth...

that is what matters.


A preview of heaven

happens every time you hear

about or see all the cute things

your Grandkids do or say!




How fast a change can come about
When knowing has just turned to doubt
You may just want to scream
And shout
But never, ever take that awful route
The chosen ones who oversee
What's happening to you or me,
Have a plan to make it right
and it can happen overnight!




Attention!

Begin signing your emails

with your NAME

to remind yourself and others

that you are an actual person,

not a "duty bound" title holder!




BEWARE of the QUICKSAND

Called "social obligations" for they
will suck you in and never let
you go!



If your family and friends
do not have enough respect for you
to capitalize your name or "title".....
start spelling their names
with the small case
and see if they notice.....



  • I think I am having a "midlife crisis"!
    That means I will probably live to be 156!





Never sign your emails

beginning with a small case letter.

It makes you look insecure,

de-valued

or too lazy to hit the shift key!



When you try to be everything to everybody...

YOU will disappear.





If you constantly help those
who refuse to "manage their money"
You are prolonging their agony
And causing agony of your own!




Generosity eventually
begs for recipient
corruption.





Atheists like to recruit others
as it gets lonely in the
darkness.



Once you have
been sucked
into the evil
Swirling vortex
And hear the terrified
Screams of those
Gone before...
It is too late!





Soon the Spring sunshine
Will warm our thoughts.




Was there life before iPads?



When the right music goes in
Your ears, it moves your feet.




Love smiles
Hurt cries
Pain angers
Resentment stirs
Hate grows
Revenge lurks
Guilt suffocates
Forgiveness heals





A very old expression:
"Don't just sit there
like a "lump on a log!"



Looking back
Over many years
Hopes and dreams
Escape my memory...
Life,a lesson
Hard to learn
You stand and wonder
purpose vs results
And wipe away the tears...
Kes-2012



Divorce Rips the heart out of everyone concerned.....



Lying about your past
to get undeserved sympathy
or to excuse your present behavior
reveals immaturity




Lies are tiny little bombs that
blow up every good thing you
worked so hard to create.



Loving you

is like trying to love a cat,

hanging by its tail

from a clothesline!




You become very, very angry
When the "Grim Reaper"
begins following you around!





When you do the most....expect the least.





Jealously creates greed...
Greed creates stupidity...
Stupidity creates jealousy...




BEWARE! Revenge rides on a boomerang!



Inching towards health is a very slow progress.
Avoid stress and stay well


The best place to find
A helping hand
Is at the end of your own arm!

(An Old Swedish Proverb)





I ran away and found myself.
I was sitting by a bubbling brook...
A breeze blowing my hair
A smile on my face....
It is just wonderful here.
Thank You God!



I created "The Dust Fairy"
to make a sad little girl happy.
The dust Fairy
gave the little girl gifts and money
In later years she berated me
For making her believe in
something that was not true.
:(


Faith and faithfulness. Our greatest treasures!



If you get an idea to do
Something nice...
examine all the possible things
that might happen before you take the next step!



Don't allow anyone to blow out your candle!
(carry a flashlight)



Acknowledge the gifts

that God

has so abuntly given to you

and use them wisely.





Whenever you hear sirens,

pray for those needing assistance,

the drivers, the Paramedics

the Police, the Firemen,

all those possibly

responding to the calls for help.



Once your morals decline.....
They seldom rise up.


The brain shrinks when you choose

sugar over fruits and veggies.



Loneliness and Liars create
Litigants


I wandered away
I looked back
Shook my head
And continued
My journey...

KestiQuote_2012



It's real easy
When somebody else
Always does it!






Shirk your duties
And the Giant Shirk
Will come for you!
KestiQuote




Grandmothers Beware!
It is possible
that your own children
are jealous of your love
for their children!


Each smile and prayer
will circle 'round the world
and raise everyone up a notch.
KestiQuote 2012



Wrapped in a blessing
From the one who always cares
We start each day
Just thankful
For her endless prayers...
KestiQuote 2012



Live in a world of joy.
It is there within your grasp
Steer your thoughts
To the good memories
For they cannot be erased.
KestiQuote-2012



Words can kill a loving heart.
You knew that from the very start.
Once in anger they are said...
You just can't put them
Back to bed.
They hide in the darkness
Inside of your head
KestiQuote-2012



How many tears have you
caused to fall?
Was that really fair
when you look at it all?
KestiQuote-2012




If you are open to suggestions
I would like to talk to you
For a few days
KestiJoke-2012


You May Copy these for your private use.

Love from Kesti