Newest Life on a Slide Quotes

Newest "Life on a Slide" Quotes

Picture a world where we all

Had the disposition of a

Happy Puppy!

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I only had constant pain for six hours today...

I must be getting better!

I was young

I was old

I was shy

I was bold

I was hot

I was cold

I tried

And I cried

No one took

My side

I never lied

But I

Still died

Anything lost is always sad...

The forgiver and the forgiven will gain good health.

Greed has an ugly face and a long sentence....

You can never fill a bottomless basket!

Effort is a ton...appreciation is a mana...

Pyromaniacs are sadistic moths...

Never assume Anything!

Ask!

I never learn from those who agree with me.

(but don't disagree with me)

I have earned every

single one of these

beautiful wrinkles!

The love you hold in your heart is your truth...

that is what matters.

A preview of heaven

happens every time you hear

about or see all the cute things

your Grandkids do or say!

How fast a change can come about

When knowing has just turned to doubt

You may just want to scream

And shout

But never, ever take that awful route

The chosen ones who oversee

What's happening to you or me,

Have a plan to make it right

and it can happen overnight!

Attention!

Begin signing your emails

with your NAME

to remind yourself and others

that you are an actual person,

not a "duty bound" title holder!

BEWARE of the QUICKSAND

Called "social obligations" for they

will suck you in and never let

you go!

If your family and friends

do not have enough respect for you

to capitalize your name or "title".....

start spelling their names

with the small case

and see if they notice.....

• I think I am having a "midlife crisis"!
  That means I will probably live to be 156!

Never sign your emails

beginning with a small case letter.

It makes you look insecure,

de-valued

or too lazy to hit the shift key!

When you try to be everything to everybody...

YOU will disappear.

If you constantly help those

who refuse to "manage their money"

You are prolonging their agony

And causing agony of your own!

Generosity eventually

begs for recipient

corruption.

Atheists like to recruit others

as it gets lonely in the

darkness.

Once you have

been sucked

into the evil

Swirling vortex

And hear the terrified

Screams of those

Gone before...

It is too late!

Soon the Spring sunshine

Will warm our thoughts.

Was there life before iPads?

When the right music goes in

Your ears, it moves your feet.

Love smiles

Hurt cries

Pain angers

Resentment stirs

Hate grows

Revenge lurks

Guilt suffocates

Forgiveness heals

A very old expression:

"Don't just sit there

like a "lump on a log!"

Looking back

Over many years

Hopes and dreams

Escape my memory...

Life,a lesson

Hard to learn

You stand and wonder

purpose vs results

And wipe away the tears...

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Divorce Rips the heart out of everyone concerned.....

Lying about your past

to get undeserved sympathy

or to excuse your present behavior

reveals immaturity

Lies are tiny little bombs that

blow up every good thing you

worked so hard to create.

Loving you

is like trying to love a cat,

hanging by its tail

from a clothesline!

You become very, very angry

When the "Grim Reaper"

begins following you around!

When you do the most....expect the least.

Jealously creates greed...

Greed creates stupidity...

Stupidity creates jealousy...

BEWARE! Revenge rides on a boomerang!

Inching towards health is a very slow progress.

Avoid stress and stay well

The best place to find

A helping hand

Is at the end of your own arm!

(An Old Swedish Proverb)

I ran away and found myself.

I was sitting by a bubbling brook...

A breeze blowing my hair

A smile on my face....

It is just wonderful here.

Thank You God!

I created "The Dust Fairy"

to make a sad little girl happy.

The dust Fairy

gave the little girl gifts and money

In later years she berated me

For making her believe in

something that was not true.

:(

Faith and faithfulness. Our greatest treasures!

If you get an idea to do

Something nice...

examine all the possible things

that might happen before you take the next step!

Don't allow anyone to blow out your candle!

(carry a flashlight)

Acknowledge the gifts

that God

has so abuntly given to you

and use them wisely.

Whenever you hear sirens,

pray for those needing assistance,

the drivers, the Paramedics

the Police, the Firemen,

all those possibly

responding to the calls for help.

Once your morals decline.....

They seldom rise up.

The brain shrinks when you choose

sugar over fruits and veggies.

Loneliness and Liars create

Litigants

I wandered away

I looked back

Shook my head

And continued

My journey...

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It's real easy

When somebody else

Always does it!

Shirk your duties

And the Giant Shirk

Will come for you!

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Grandmothers Beware!

It is possible

that your own children

are jealous of your love

for their children!

Each smile and prayer

will circle 'round the world

and raise everyone up a notch.

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Wrapped in a blessing

From the one who always cares

We start each day

Just thankful

For her endless prayers...

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Live in a world of joy.

It is there within your grasp

Steer your thoughts

To the good memories

For they cannot be erased.

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Words can kill a loving heart.

You knew that from the very start.

Once in anger they are said...

You just can't put them

Back to bed.

They hide in the darkness

Inside of your head

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How many tears have you

caused to fall?

Was that really fair

when you look at it all?

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If you are open to suggestions

I would like to talk to you

For a few days

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Love from Kesti