Thursday, February 23, 2012

Newest Life on a Slide Quotes



Newest "Life on a Slide" Quotes


Picture a world where we all
Had the disposition of a
Happy Puppy!
KestiQuote-2012




I only had constant pain for six hours today...

I must be getting better!



I was young
I was old
I was shy
I was bold
I was hot
I was cold
I tried
And I cried
No one took
My side
I never lied
But I
Still died




Anything lost is always sad...



The forgiver and the forgiven will gain good health.



Greed has an ugly face and a long sentence....



You can never fill a bottomless basket!


Effort is a ton...appreciation is a mana...



Pyromaniacs are sadistic moths...


Never assume Anything!
Ask!


I never learn from those who agree with me.
(but don't disagree with me)




I have earned every
single one of these
beautiful wrinkles!


The love you hold in your heart is your truth...

that is what matters.


A preview of heaven

happens every time you hear

about or see all the cute things

your Grandkids do or say!




How fast a change can come about
When knowing has just turned to doubt
You may just want to scream
And shout
But never, ever take that awful route
The chosen ones who oversee
What's happening to you or me,
Have a plan to make it right
and it can happen overnight!




Attention!

Begin signing your emails

with your NAME

to remind yourself and others

that you are an actual person,

not a "duty bound" title holder!




BEWARE of the QUICKSAND

Called "social obligations" for they
will suck you in and never let
you go!



If your family and friends
do not have enough respect for you
to capitalize your name or "title".....
start spelling their names
with the small case
and see if they notice.....



  • I think I am having a "midlife crisis"!
    That means I will probably live to be 156!





Never sign your emails

beginning with a small case letter.

It makes you look insecure,

de-valued

or too lazy to hit the shift key!



When you try to be everything to everybody...

YOU will disappear.





If you constantly help those
who refuse to "manage their money"
You are prolonging their agony
And causing agony of your own!




Generosity eventually
begs for recipient
corruption.





Atheists like to recruit others
as it gets lonely in the
darkness.



Once you have
been sucked
into the evil
Swirling vortex
And hear the terrified
Screams of those
Gone before...
It is too late!





Soon the Spring sunshine
Will warm our thoughts.




Was there life before iPads?



When the right music goes in
Your ears, it moves your feet.




Love smiles
Hurt cries
Pain angers
Resentment stirs
Hate grows
Revenge lurks
Guilt suffocates
Forgiveness heals





A very old expression:
"Don't just sit there
like a "lump on a log!"



Looking back
Over many years
Hopes and dreams
Escape my memory...
Life,a lesson
Hard to learn
You stand and wonder
purpose vs results
And wipe away the tears...
Kes-2012



Divorce Rips the heart out of everyone concerned.....



Lying about your past
to get undeserved sympathy
or to excuse your present behavior
reveals immaturity




Lies are tiny little bombs that
blow up every good thing you
worked so hard to create.



Loving you

is like trying to love a cat,

hanging by its tail

from a clothesline!




You become very, very angry
When the "Grim Reaper"
begins following you around!





When you do the most....expect the least.





Jealously creates greed...
Greed creates stupidity...
Stupidity creates jealousy...




BEWARE! Revenge rides on a boomerang!



Inching towards health is a very slow progress.
Avoid stress and stay well


The best place to find
A helping hand
Is at the end of your own arm!

(An Old Swedish Proverb)





I ran away and found myself.
I was sitting by a bubbling brook...
A breeze blowing my hair
A smile on my face....
It is just wonderful here.
Thank You God!



I created "The Dust Fairy"
to make a sad little girl happy.
The dust Fairy
gave the little girl gifts and money
In later years she berated me
For making her believe in
something that was not true.
:(


Faith and faithfulness. Our greatest treasures!



If you get an idea to do
Something nice...
examine all the possible things
that might happen before you take the next step!



Don't allow anyone to blow out your candle!
(carry a flashlight)



Acknowledge the gifts

that God

has so abuntly given to you

and use them wisely.





Whenever you hear sirens,

pray for those needing assistance,

the drivers, the Paramedics

the Police, the Firemen,

all those possibly

responding to the calls for help.



Once your morals decline.....
They seldom rise up.


The brain shrinks when you choose

sugar over fruits and veggies.



Loneliness and Liars create
Litigants


I wandered away
I looked back
Shook my head
And continued
My journey...

KestiQuote_2012



It's real easy
When somebody else
Always does it!






Shirk your duties
And the Giant Shirk
Will come for you!
KestiQuote




Grandmothers Beware!
It is possible
that your own children
are jealous of your love
for their children!


Each smile and prayer
will circle 'round the world
and raise everyone up a notch.
KestiQuote 2012



Wrapped in a blessing
From the one who always cares
We start each day
Just thankful
For her endless prayers...
KestiQuote 2012



Live in a world of joy.
It is there within your grasp
Steer your thoughts
To the good memories
For they cannot be erased.
KestiQuote-2012



Words can kill a loving heart.
You knew that from the very start.
Once in anger they are said...
You just can't put them
Back to bed.
They hide in the darkness
Inside of your head
KestiQuote-2012



How many tears have you
caused to fall?
Was that really fair
when you look at it all?
KestiQuote-2012




If you are open to suggestions
I would like to talk to you
For a few days
KestiJoke-2012


You May Copy these for your private use.

Love from Kesti


2 comments:

Catherine said...

You have a long list of inspirational quotes here. I like some of it and please allow me to copy it. thanks.

I'll try to create my own. how about this.

GMO will kill you
vitamin d will save you

lol.

Kes said...

Thank you, Catherine. I like your quote. You may use my quotes for your private fun. Link to my blog if you will. Thanks. Kes