'Why Men Cheat'

'Why Men Cheat'

OMG...Oprah had that show today.  

I have so much to say

 that I don't know where to start.  

Wait until I brush the tears away. 

 (from laughing)

I learned that:

Men like to win.

Men need understanding.

Men need attention.

Men are really  sensitive.

Men don't cheat just for sex.  

Men suffer in silence.

Men want married life to be like 

when they were dating.

We can even download the book

for free if we do it in 24 hours, so as 

not to forget anything that will make him

happy.   

I am positive that  Oprah loves us now,  

as she likes to make us laugh.

Now I know what to do. 

 As soon as I get finished with laundry,

 dishes, cooking, baking, shopping, bathing

 the kids, taking them for their shots,

 to their play time,

wash the car, pay the  bills, vacuum,

 dust, clean the closets, and the rest of my

duties, I will run upstairs,

 don my spike heels, short skirt, 

check my makeup, fluff my

hair and meet that sucker at the door, 

 wrap my legs around him before he  gets to 

say hello and thank him for all the sacrifices

 he makes for us. Then I will flirt with him

as I guide him to the perfectly set table,

sit him down and serve him a

 four course dinner

that will put every french chef to shame.  

Thank you, Oprah!

Kes