'Why Men Cheat'
OMG...Oprah had that show today.
I have so much to say
that I don't know where to start.
Wait until I brush the tears away.
(from laughing)
I learned that:
Men like to win.
Men need understanding.
Men need attention.
Men are really sensitive.
Men don't cheat just for sex.
Men suffer in silence.
Men want married life to be like
when they were dating.
We can even download the book
for free if we do it in 24 hours, so as
not to forget anything that will make him
happy.
I am positive that Oprah loves us now,
as she likes to make us laugh.
Now I know what to do.
As soon as I get finished with laundry,
dishes, cooking, baking, shopping, bathing
the kids, taking them for their shots,
to their play time,
wash the car, pay the bills, vacuum,
dust, clean the closets, and the rest of my
duties, I will run upstairs,
don my spike heels, short skirt,
check my makeup, fluff my
hair and meet that sucker at the door,
wrap my legs around him before he gets to
say hello and thank him for all the sacrifices
he makes for us. Then I will flirt with him
as I guide him to the perfectly set table,
sit him down and serve him a
four course dinner
that will put every french chef to shame.
Thank you, Oprah!
Kes
2 comments:
Most of those are true. What you said is true as well.
To keep BOTH people from cheating.
People need to remember not to take each other for granted.
Have a passionate kiss at least once a day.
Actually listen to each other, don't just pretend.
Have a no lie policy. Not even a white one. It makes life much better.
Last but not least.. Join a swingers club and have sex with other married people ;)
I can't find my tongue.
I think it is stuck in my cheek.
ROFLMAO
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